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David Seymour made out he was the saviour of school lunches after threatening to abolish them - until polling showed Act was in free fall. Seymour promptly flip flopped and now - although he's removed some choice for schools - there's going to be free school lunches and about 10,000 more for under five year olds.

David Seymour criticised "woke food" as he announced a revamp of the school lunches programme today.

Luxon hated being called to account as he was powerless to discipline his junior Coalition Partner who enjoyed wagging the egg.

So Luxon lashed out at the media like a bad parent punishing the messenger.

“It’s all the big questions from TVNZ today, isn’t it? Fantastic,” Luxon said in response to a question about whether there was such a thing as “woke food”.

"Wow what a brittle little eggshell" said an organic punga.

"What a nonce Seymour is too", said a flax bush.

"I've gotta be straight up with you" warbled a majestical Tui before yelling "Yeah Right" and flying off to peck at Luxon's dome.

"Luxon has started to lose his calm and appears agitated, irritated and on a losing streak as his own BS must be starting to crack his outer helium snorting exterior fake public mask." said G from G News.

"He's a slave to his emotions, and has lost himself", said Monty lying on a cushion on the couch.

Gerry was a flapping sheet of incompetence blowing on the washing line of parliament today in question time. Once again Gerry had to go away and think about things he could not adjudicate - and once again Gerry failed to remember names as small birds tweeted in circles around his head singing Simple Simon met a Pieman.

The shocking circus bungles on as Gerry snaps at Green Party females and goes easy on Winston and his mates.

The suspected Ponsonby Road gunman was found dead on a property near Taupo and Police said the cause of death was not known.

NewsHub reported that "Robert Sidney Horne was killed while at a bar with a group of friends on Sunday night.The suspected gunman Killer Beez gang member Hone Kay-Selwyn, 31, was found dead in rural Taupō on Tuesday after police launched a manhunt." - NewsHub.

Ngāti Toa led a hīkoi from the Wellington train station to Parliament this afternoon to make clear its opposition to the coalition's fast-track bill. Dodgy time waster and sneaky Fast Track snuffler Chris Bishop said he would accept the challenge.

Of the $57, 000 Luxon splashed out on - his own office $15,000 was spent on the video conferencing equipment, with the remainder spent on IST equipment. Some of the IST equipment is yet to be installed and not all of it may be destined for the Prime Ministers office, but it was all charged on the same invoice, therefore the Gerry felt he should report the full amount in response to the written question. The carpet replacement in the office came in on top of this cost at $17,000 - this was necessary due to moving some shelves to make room in the space for the egg's giant ego and propensity to play hallway cricket.

Nobody reading this is Gerry Brownlee !!!

Hooray !!!

Big Oil and Gas made it's move using the winter to try and build a case to up Oil and Gas investment via the chosen one - Simeon Brown. Brown met stiff opposition from Labour and the Greens and TPM wanted to know answers that Brown never gave.

An urgent Waitangi Tribunal inquiry is under way into the Government’s decision to reinstate binding referendums on Māori Wards. The inquiry will be a speedy one, as the tribunal has only days to produce its recommendations before the Government intends to introduce legislation, on May 20.

A cold snap is on the way for Thursday and Friday across the country.

Some trivial news about Professor Duncan Webb making a wise crack over Seymour, hummus and Hamas fell a bit flat and he admitted it was a mistake with Chippy telling him that was not appropriate - no excuses - no "he's doing an exceptional job" and no "we are working incredibly hard".

Gotta dash and pick up Vicki at some birthday thing on the other side of the island.

Have a great evening.

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