G News - the good news

Where is the April Talbot Poll? It's now 24 April and in previous months - this poll is usually released to the public around the middle of the month. It's late - but why?

Meanwhile Audrey Young has expressed a view that either way - whether the High Court makes Karen Chhour respond or not - Karen should provide the Waitangi Tribunal with a written statement.

Audrey awarded the Department of Internal Affairs a brick bat for sacking people that make Luxon look like a knob.

Surely they jest thought Audrey but Chippy reckoned - there is no fat for CEs to cut - this is what you get when National insist on tax cuts at the down point in the economic cycle.

Chippy has been "on fire" today tearing strips off the Prime Minister for taking months to act to get rid of underperforming ministers - and to be frank Luxon could not even be honest and straight about that neither.

"Luxon's full of shite", said an organic punga.

"It's how he rolls, months after the bleeding obvious", said a flax bush when everybody else could see media were in trouble and Simmonds was off the hook.

"Portfolios evolved", warbled a majestical Tui, before yelling "YEAH RIGHT" and flying off to peck at Penny Simmonds.

"Nobody is buying the BS", said G from G News, "Luxon is a parody of all that is wrong and comedic with a wide boy pretending to be ruthlessly focused and on top of his game but failing with almost every word to be credible. The road ahead for media was well signalled with repeated annual losses, so making up a story about sudden portfolio complexity shows Luxon lacked judgement when he made appointments and he lacks honesty now."

"Like spin through the hourglass, so are the mistakes of his life", said Monty not bothering to open his eyes.

Chippy reckoned after six months the wheels have fallen off and if Luxon is going to make changes every time one of his ministers underperforms we will see a fast moving revolving door.

The endless spin is beyond a joke and even the pom pom team at the NZ Herald can see this does not stack up.

Paul Goldsmith will take on responsibility for the Media and Communications portfolio, while Louise Upston will pick up the Disability Issues portfolio,

Nobody reading this is Gerry Brownlee !!!

Hooray !!!

Chippy also made comments today about the latest RMA changes and how Federated Farmers comments that the previous Government had been "in a war against farmers" was absolute nonsense.

In fact water regulations were working and it was not a justified argument to simply remove all regulations calling them red tape - we do not do that in law and order and having cows standing knee deep in mud is not acceptable.

Overall this Government has been prioritising vested interests over the environment about matters concerning the environment and the public are not happy about that.

Mark Mitchell ( Mr Plod ) reckoned people making submissions at select committee can fill their boots but this Government will just do what it planned to do and implement zombie patch bans that do not work.

Whoever heard of Mr Plod listening to evidence?

The name "Three News" is ‘being considered’ for the new 6pm bulletin run by Stuff at 6PM which may explain why WarnerBrothers rushed to apply for a trademark for it.

Nearly everyone on G News said block Jimmy Peters Seymour the troll - and the High Court of G News is deliberating on a decision based on all the evidence.

I'm off to collect the groceries right now and to collect Vicki from work.

Looking forward to Anzac Day tomorrow. It's been quite a week - no evidence about Three Strikes, Willis looking at ripping off flood resilience, Luxon sacking people months too late, Seymour reprimanding Luxon, nothing to show for the South East Asia jolly and zombie Gang patch ban legislation no matter what.

Back soon.

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