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I Need a Luxon ( Media Song )

Where have all the rich men gone

And where is all the gold? ( Claire )

Where's the neoliberal Hercules

To fight the rising costs? ( Fran )

Isn't there a white knight riding for a lot of greed ( Thomas )

Late at night, I toss and I turn

And I dream of what I need ( Audrey )


I need a Luxon ( Press Gallery )

I'm holding out for a Luxon on the political right

He's gotta fib strong, and he's gotta lie fast

And he's gotta wear a suit that's too tight


I need a Luxon

I'm holding out for a Luxon till the tax cuts are mine ( Bryce )

He's gotta be bald, ( Duplicity )

and it's gotta be hyped ( Hosking )

And he's gotta be

Wronger than right ( Derek )


Somewhere after midnight ( Claire )

In my wildest fantasy ( Fran )

Somewhere, just beyond my reach ( Audrey )

Luxon's reaching back to me ( All three )

Racing on the thunder ( Jo Moir )

And rising with the heat ( Jason Walls )

It's gonna take a double down bullshitter to sweep me off my feet, yeah ( Ryan Bridge )


I need a Luxon ( All )

I'm holding out for a Luxon 'til the polls say everything's right

He's gotta be Atlas, and he's gotta be reckless

And he's gotta be fresh with the Sir John ( Andrea Vance )


I need a Luxon

I'm holding out for a Luxon 'til the burnt earth proves me wrong

He's gotta love Seymour, and he's gotta stop Winston ( Bryce )

And he's gotta have an entitled life ( Peter Dunne )


I need a Luxon ( all )

I'm holding out for a Luxon pouring coal on the climate above

Up where the mountains meet the carbon credits

Out where Shane Jones shits in the sea ( Kerre )

I could swear there is someone, somewhere watching me ( Penny Simmonds )

Through the wind and the chill and the rain ( Melissa )

And the storm and the flood ( Willis )

I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood ( Goldsmith )


I need a Luxon ( Press Gallery )

I'm holding out for a Luxon 'til the next election night

He's gotta be propped up, and he's gotta be loved

And he's gotta be just one of us

I need a Luxon


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