In Memory of Jimmy Peters Seymour

We are gathered here today to remember the fallen troll Jimmy Peters Seymour, who after lengthy deliberation, was found guilty of spreading misinformation on G News and therefore was blocked in the early hours of this morning.

It is with a heavy heart and deep sorrow that Jimmy is not here today to witness how little we cared. So amongst dry eyes and grateful smiles - it is only fitting, that someone who never knew him, says a few words, to mark this incredibly meaningless moment and commemorate the utter lack of value he brought to all of our lives, over such a long period, when we needed it least.

So let me say about Jimmy, the following words :

We let him go, in mirth and joy, out to the flame of wind and snow where he burns for us. Cast out in rivers of lies, his sad demise was a thin disguise, and in our eyes, things are just fine.

Who can forget his meme of Jacinda's head on a horse body, or the fake poll results, the troll like insults and fake debt results.

Jimmy will always be a card, a laugh and a treasured reminder that somethings do not matter and don't add up to shit.

I am sure we all agree he won't be missed.

Wherever he is today I am sure he is not with us in spirit, but don't dream it's over, as Jimmy was always a believer in trolling again after being blocked, and it is prophesied he may rise again on some sunny day when his beloved National Party is run out of town.

Ashes to ashes, dumb to dumb, Jimmy is blocked, good job, he was a bum.

Amen.

Please help yourselves to asparagus rolls and cups of tea in the foyer.

In Memory of Jimmy Peters Seymour

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